Time has slowed down to a crawl

Ever since the Minnesota game.  Has it really been less than 2 days since the Michigan game?  Can it still really be more than 2 days until the Penn State game?  Holy crap!

We feel like Cartman waiting for the Wii to come out.  Science Dammit!  Would someone please please please put us out of our misery and load us into a time warp machine set for this Saturday 7:45PM Central?  It's not like we can get anything productive done between now and then.  Totally.  Useless.